Monday, March 2, 2009

If you're chubby then I'm obese.

Honestly, thanks to society today "real" people need to get into check about their weight. No one that is normal is 5'10" and weighs 113 lbs. NO ONE. I've come to terms with this and I believe that others should too. The other day I heard a rumor that a designer didn't want to use Heidi Klum as a model for his runway show because she is a bit "chubbier" than other models. Well if Heidi Klum is chubby then we're all screwed, and I'm definitely obese.

But what I can't understand is how the skinnier "real" people confuse themselves with the rest of us. Case and point my best friend who likes to bitch at me when she eats a few cookies and says, "I'm getting fat" or "I'm becoming chubby". Let's put this into perspective shall we? If you workout everyday for about 2 hours a day, run about 6-10 miles at a time, and can say your personal trainer happens to be one of your best friends...you CANNOT call yourself chubby. It's irresponsible to the rest of the world. Because again, if you're chubby then I'm obese.

Kara, call me when you CAN'T fit into your "First Day of 9th Grade" outfit...then we'll talk.

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